gr8eva:

my self esteem has two levels

  1. im a worthless piece of shit who deserves no love
  2. bow down before bitches i am your queen

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

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phandelions:

One time I went to a fry truck called Dan’s and the only ad they had up was for Lester’s hot dogs.

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umqra:

when it is ok for you to borrow my computer

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eythejedi:

pomegran8:

you know what’s dumb
the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years what they want to do with the rest of their lives

you put it in words

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knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

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caelhammer:

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

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